butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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