someone get that fucking seahorse.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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