My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.