dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.