You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?