they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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