Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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