My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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