handjob tips. give me some.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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