Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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