How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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