I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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