so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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