what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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