had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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