i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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