The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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