Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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