we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I use my feet as sexual weapons
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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