I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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