I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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