I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you would pick up someone in the library
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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