How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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