I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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