I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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