My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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