I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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