Got a toothbrush?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.