Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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