Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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