So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.