i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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