They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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