So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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