Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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