We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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