Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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