okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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