Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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