I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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