she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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