But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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