some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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