is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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