Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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