yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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