Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
