I just cut my nipple shaving
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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