Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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