He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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