She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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