Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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