Already got asked if we're dating
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize