I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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