How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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