I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away