did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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