i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
operation have a gay friend backfired
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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