I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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