If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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