So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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