the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this will be a night to untag.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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