Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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