It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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