Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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